February 03, 2009
New Blog
March 12, 2007
Announcement
Kristina & I are having a baby.
*fireworks*
We're due in October.
*fanfare*
!
*fireworks*
We're due in October.
*fanfare*
!
Trying something else . . .
I thought I'd try out this new Virb thing, per Jen's influence. I kind of like it, and will be hanging out / posting there for a while.
http://www.virb.com/man_alive
http://www.virb.com/man_alive
January 18, 2007
Sorry, no posts for a while. What else is new, right?
I'm just about getting the swing of things with this quarter of school. Doing a lot of reading and a lot more writing than usual. It's very enjoyable. Maybe I'll post a couple poems or short pieces of fiction soon.
I read an article about flash fiction. Flash fiction is a complete story in 50-100 words. It's very fun. Here's a sample:
At Confession
By Harvey Stanbrough
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"How long since your last confession?"
"Two years."
"What's the trouble?"
"I have wished death on a man."
"You haven't acted on your wish?"
"Not yet."
"Who is the man?"
"He is cheating with my wife."
The priest paled. "I forgive you."
I shot him through the screen.
I'm just about getting the swing of things with this quarter of school. Doing a lot of reading and a lot more writing than usual. It's very enjoyable. Maybe I'll post a couple poems or short pieces of fiction soon.
I read an article about flash fiction. Flash fiction is a complete story in 50-100 words. It's very fun. Here's a sample:
At Confession
By Harvey Stanbrough
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"How long since your last confession?"
"Two years."
"What's the trouble?"
"I have wished death on a man."
"You haven't acted on your wish?"
"Not yet."
"Who is the man?"
"He is cheating with my wife."
The priest paled. "I forgive you."
I shot him through the screen.
January 03, 2007
The List
These are the words banished for 2007.
My favorite: BOASTS -- See classified advertisements for houses, says Morris Conklin of Lisboa, Portugal, as in "'master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces' -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,' or 'kitchen laments pathetic placement of electrical outlets.'"
My favorite: BOASTS -- See classified advertisements for houses, says Morris Conklin of Lisboa, Portugal, as in "'master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces' -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,' or 'kitchen laments pathetic placement of electrical outlets.'"
December 04, 2006
A man never feels more himself than when he is holding a good tool. I just bought a drill yesterday, and it makes me feel much the way that 3' Power Ranger probably felt (see below) when he slips on his costume, except whereas he feels like he can beat up bad guys with ninja moves, I feel like I can build . . . something.
School: Finals week. One more final. Yay.
Classes next quarter:
Intro to Creative Writing
Intro to Fiction
Intro to Poetry
I'm going to enjoy next quarter.
School: Finals week. One more final. Yay.
Classes next quarter:
Intro to Creative Writing
Intro to Fiction
Intro to Poetry
I'm going to enjoy next quarter.
December 02, 2006
Moved
Moving truck: $65.00
Lattes: $9.50
Boxes: $23.00
Packing tape: $3.00
Pizza: $25.00
Living in a home of our very own: Priceless.
Lattes: $9.50
Boxes: $23.00
Packing tape: $3.00
Pizza: $25.00
Living in a home of our very own: Priceless.
December 01, 2006
3' Tall Power Ranger
This 4-year-old boy attacked robbers that held his family at gun-point, and it scared them away. It's amazing what a cape and a plastic sword do for the psyche of little boy . . . or for a grown man for that matter.


November 27, 2006
The 12 Days of Christmas Cost a Lot
November 18, 2006
Two quotes for writers
"Yesterday Mr. Hall wrote that the printer's proof-reader was improving my punctuation for me, and I telegraphed orders to have him shot without giving him time to pray."
– Mark Twain
"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."
– H.G. Wells
– Mark Twain
"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."
– H.G. Wells


